Tuesday, July 7, 2009

“AVADA KEDAVRA” I CURSE YOU J.K ROWLING FOR LEAVING ME HOOKED< AND NOT LEAVING ME ANYTHING TO FOLOW UP WITH EXCEPT CHEAP MOVIES BY INCOMPETANT DIRECTORS WHO CANNOT CAPTURE THE BEAUTY THAT IS YOUR HARRY POTTER BOOKS!!!!!
My skin tone does not match this statement according to some
But it’s true
I tell you i believe right down to the tip of my sorting hat (21.99 at borders) that He-Who-Has-No-Nose, Should evaporate that spiteful woman with all the power he has in his horucruxed soul
See
I love Harry Potter, well books in general.
While my peers talked about,
Girls, money, food, girls, money, bitchy teachers, parties, girls, cars, power rangers, money, homework, clothes, THOSE BRAND NEW RED AND BLACK JORDANS, Girls With Money..
I was lost in to a world of HER creation, in my own little corner reading sipping a

GRANDE WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA W/ 2% MILK HOLD THE CREAM and a banana walnut bread muffin
this is a taste of heaven
Made for those of a slightly more refined taste than the casual kool-aid
YES THAT WAS A STEREOTYPE
but it is one i don’t fit into
Starbucks was my second home
It was new to charlotte and i loved the upperclass feel, and the smell and the atmosphere perfect for Reading Harry Potter, sipping on my mocha and listening to
“ WELL IM STANDING NEXT A MOUNTAIN * guitar rif* And i Chop it down, with the edge of my hand
cause Im a voodoo child voodoo child
Lord knows Im a voodoo child
And even as some one reads this over my shoulder they think this is some wild incantation, worthy of JK, instead of the wild wonders of the world presented by the legendary JH, Jimi hendrix
See i through all this purple haze that is the music of my generation, to get to legends of rock and ROLL
Not to say im trapped in concrete box that is the past, but just to say i like to corellate history with news, to make future predictions, in the trends of things i like Such as Beyonce, Daft Punk, Charlie Daniels, Aerosmith, And Macy gray
Notice the distinct absence of 8 nickels and a dime, and lil constipated 6 year old, referring to lil wayne and 50 cents for those of you audio challenged
Not that i hate them you just wont find them on MY IPOD
Which Has Been Taken Away From Me Because My Mother Is The Devil
not because i stayed out all of Last Night to Watch
CHARMED at my friends house
No That Vile Woman Wants Me to Sit Down and Watch
I Love New York
I HATE NEW YORK
no i wont do it
I REFUSE BE TRAPPED IN THE STEREOTYPE
and since my mom is Bengali, i don’t really know what that sterotype is.
But back to the point,
of my Social Rebellion
SEE I AM NOT LIKE YOU
My FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESECAKE
well.. maybe that’s not weird
BUT
Have you Ever had Goat with A side Of RICE
HAHAHA
And I Like Liver and Onions
and Broccili
and Beets
WHY
BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DIRT.
and i used to eat dirt as a kid
As a kid
As a kid i used to sit there in my house alone.
My mother never had time for me, My dad, was like sharpies, here today, gone tomorrow
and i didn’t have many friends….
so most of the time
I was
Alone
i never did like being alone
when i did finally make friends they were all INDIVIDUALS
and i wnted to be an individual too.
So… I read harry potter…
and I drank at Starbucks,
And i listened to people who werent on my radio
Simply to fit in with those who didn’t
All i’m trying to say is despite me being different FROM you
That i don’t want to be left alone
….and yeah i Really do just like beets

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